When B. postulated, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly" on "Bootylicious," boy, was she wrong. Let's hope she, er, preserves that fine figure for many years to come.
"I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it..." Guilty as charged.
She may not sing, but Kim Kardashian's bootay sure makes sweet music. Heck, Ray J re-launched his career off it like it was Cape Canaveral, which it may as well be. His "Sexy Can I" is less than subtle about it: "It's a Kodak moment/ Let me go and get my camera."
In a 2000 survey of British men, Kylie's cougar bum was noted to have a "perfect wobble and resilience factor evident in her music videos." 'Nuff said.
The grand dame of lovely lady lumps said it herself: "My body stay vicious/ I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
Jenny From the Block has got it on lock. From kinda-huge during her Fly Girl days to a remodeled Hollywood-heiney, her bubble's gonna be double the trouble after the twins.
Beau Jermaine Dupri is one lucky dude, 'cause Ms. Janet's glutes are so so def.
The Diamond Princess has no qualms about singing her own praises. She nearly got a moving violation for it on 2000's "Pull Over." Eight years later, she's still on top of her bottom; check the lyric from "Killing You Hoes": "Cute face and ass swoll."
Back when Brit was a slave to the gym, she was sporting some serious top round roast. But no worries. These days, they're still going to put pictures of her derriere in the magazines. (Or at least we will.)
To quote Mos Def, Ms. Keys has an "ass so fat that you can see it from the front." Sweetheart, we got to have it.
Back in the day, pre-rehab, Mean Girls-era Lindsey was the quintessence of blue-eyed booty.